Self-adhesive Brilliance
by Karla ° Friday, January 11, 2008
Thank you so much everyone, for your wicked advice on embracing/enhancing my non-boobs with my deep plunging, backless dress. I was tempted to go braless, I really was, but this is going to be a family event where alcohol will be served, and because I have not been able to drink in what feels like a million zillion years, I have absolutely no faith in my ability to pay attention to things like keeping random body parts from flailing around on the dance floors - boobs and lanky legs included.

I ended up buying a self-adhesive bra, which is sheer brilliance by the way, and while I was trying on my new stick-on boobs, Samson asked what he was going to wear the wedding. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that ebay is flat out of doggy tuxedos, so I dug around in my closet and found this little black number for him.

I think the red necklace sets off the dress rather nicely, no?

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Your dog is a much better sport than mine. She would have had a crazy-dog in a dress breakdown if I had tried something like this on her!
Posted by Blogger Ginger :  January 11, 2008

Hilarious! I used to spend so much money on clothes for Snuggles before we had Boston; since he was like my little "baby." These days he loves to go all natural and he's lucky if he has a collar on half the time.

Haha, that's hilarious. My dog hates clothes. The only "clothing" he can be suffered to wear is a bow tie. Even a kerchief around his neck is degrading according to him. I once put one of my husband's t-shirts on him (because my husband leaves clothes around everywhere and Nanuq was lying next to it) and he had such a look of abject humiliation that I had to take it off right away, even though I was laughing.
Posted by Blogger Fawn :  January 11, 2008

The dog photos are cracking me up :)
Posted by Blogger Angella :  January 11, 2008

How funny, i cant stop laughing;)
Posted by Anonymous amanda :  January 12, 2008

He looks dashing. Jack is a girls size 14. How about Samson?
Posted by Blogger Julia :  January 12, 2008

Now THAT is hilarious!!!!
I spent about five minutes 'recovering' from reading this and I'm STILL laughing!!!
Posted by Anonymous Emily :  January 12, 2008

OMG! So handsome. He's very suave if I do say so myself.

Be careful or he might upstage you ;)
Posted by Blogger H :  January 12, 2008


It scares me that he let you put that on him...
Posted by Blogger Christi :  January 12, 2008

I think it's hilarious that he looks like he's posing in it, too!

"So, girls, what do you think of my new threads? Dashing, no?"
Posted by Anonymous Kay :  January 13, 2008

I'm so impressed that you managed to use the self-adhesive bra! I tried with a different brand a couple of years ago, and failed.
Posted by Blogger M :  January 13, 2008

So William Wegman of both you and the those photos. Just love them!
Posted by Blogger cce :  January 14, 2008


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