untanglingknots.com: Self-adhesive Brilliance

by Karla ° Friday, January 11, 2008

Thank you so much everyone, for your wicked advice on embracing/enhancing my non-boobs with my deep plunging, backless dress. I was tempted to go braless, I really was, but this is going to be a family event where alcohol will be served, and because I have not been able to drink in what feels like a million zillion years, I have absolutely no faith in my ability to pay attention to things like keeping random body parts from flailing around on the dance floors - boobs and lanky legs included.

I ended up buying a self-adhesive bra, which is sheer brilliance by the way, and while I was trying on my new stick-on boobs, Samson asked what he was going to wear the wedding. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that ebay is flat out of doggy tuxedos, so I dug around in my closet and found this little black number for him.

I think the red necklace sets off the dress rather nicely, no?

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Your dog is a much better sport than mine. She would have had a crazy-dog in a dress breakdown if I had tried something like this on her!

Posted by Ginger : January 11, 2008

Hilarious! I used to spend so much money on clothes for Snuggles before we had Boston; since he was like my little "baby." These days he loves to go all natural and he's lucky if he has a collar on half the time.

Posted by JT, Carly, Boston, Jocelyn and Snuggles : January 11, 2008

Haha, that's hilarious. My dog hates clothes. The only "clothing" he can be suffered to wear is a bow tie. Even a kerchief around his neck is degrading according to him. I once put one of my husband's t-shirts on him (because my husband leaves clothes around everywhere and Nanuq was lying next to it) and he had such a look of abject humiliation that I had to take it off right away, even though I was laughing.

Posted by Fawn : January 11, 2008

The dog photos are cracking me up :)

Posted by Angella : January 11, 2008

How funny, i cant stop laughing;)

Posted by Anonymous : January 12, 2008

He looks dashing. Jack is a girls size 14. How about Samson?

Posted by Unknown : January 12, 2008

Now THAT is hilarious!!!!
I spent about five minutes 'recovering' from reading this and I'm STILL laughing!!!

Posted by Anonymous : January 12, 2008

OMG! So handsome. He's very suave if I do say so myself.

Posted by Lindz : January 12, 2008

Be careful or he might upstage you ;)

Posted by H : January 12, 2008

OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW BIG HIS THIGHS ARE IN THAT DRESS...PSHAW!!!! HAHAAHH I LOVE IT

Posted by misguidedmommy : January 12, 2008

It scares me that he let you put that on him...

Posted by Christi : January 12, 2008

I think it's hilarious that he looks like he's posing in it, too!

"So, girls, what do you think of my new threads? Dashing, no?"

Posted by Anonymous : January 13, 2008

I'm so impressed that you managed to use the self-adhesive bra! I tried with a different brand a couple of years ago, and failed.

Posted by M : January 13, 2008

So William Wegman of both you and the dog...love those photos. Just love them!

Posted by cce : January 14, 2008

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