A picture story of Nate's first date.
Nate says, "This whole adult supervision thing really blows. I wonder if she still poops her pants too? And oh my god - is she lifting up her dress? She is! She is! I so want to look but my mom is in the room. MUST! AVERT! GAZE!"
"Oh no! Is she is trying to hold my hand. What should I do?"
"I know! Let me shove my fist in my mouth. That never fails to impress."
"Or maybe I should reach out and touch her and let her know that I kinda dig her."
"Waaaaahhh! Oh my god Mom. I TOUCHED A GIRL! Waaaaahhh!"
~~~ And that was the end of that. But you know, the adults, the crazy adults don't give up that easily. So we tried to continue the date poolside. Maybe all Nate wanted was to show off his chubby baby thighs?
Apparently he does not love girls yet. Labels: Baby Nate |