untanglingknots.com: DIBS

by Karla ° Thursday, December 11, 2008

Dear Mark,

Remember the mountain of plastic kid toys and bouncers and exersaucers that have been cluttering the garage floor for the past few months? Yeah, all the crap we’ve tried to take out of our house to make room for like, oh, you know, beer cases and a new wine rack and a Christmas tree? Yeah, well, this morning my van’s doors were frozen shut and I said fuck this and cleaned the chaos of toys in the garage.

Honestly? I froze my ass off, and the entire process involved some rather creative hanging from the rafters and cirque du soleil acrobatics to arrange, no wait, scratch that, stuff all that crap into the storage loft. And because I so could have died from being squashed under a mass of plastic and blinking lights, I so call dibs on parking my car in the garage this winter.

Love,

Your newly skilled wife in rafter hanging acrobatics.

P.S. This may have worked to your advantage in the bedroom, if you know, we had a storage loft in there for me to hang from. I'm sorry, no, the closet organizer does not count.

xo

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LOL!!
Mark will love that letter. You are a talented girl Karla! ROTFLMAO!!

Posted by Amanda : December 12, 2008

I feel a tinge bad that yesterday, as you were freezing your tiny little ass off, I was cooking here. I had to open the windows and doors b/c I refused to turn on the a/c. It was stifling! However, the more I hear about doors being frozen shut, the more I'm not so upset by the heat!

Posted by Christi : December 12, 2008

Quite right too ~ that you should get first dibs ha ha !!
As for the 'hanging from the rafters' ~ sounds very interesting ~ bet Mark is glad that you have mastered that skill!!! Tee Hee!!
Love and hugs Tabitha XXXXX

Posted by Tabitha : December 12, 2008

LoL! Thats awesome! Marks gonna love this one! :)...Happy Holiday to you all.