Nate has seemed a bit constipated lately, so on our way home from visiting our family today we made an emergency poop inducing puréed prune run to the local drugstore.

Nate had fallen asleep in the car and we woke him up to bring him into the store with us. This made him very angry. And also very loud.

While we waited in line to pay for the prunes, there was a young-ish looking guy behind us. He looked like he was getting ready to go away to college. The giveaway was the bottle of aspirin and the three boxes of condoms in his hands.

Seizing the opportunity, Mark turned the guy, and over the roar of our shrieking baby said, “Geez dude, they don’t work.”

And to the mother of the boy having all that ribbed for her pleasure premarital sex.