Broken
by Karla ° Thursday, April 30, 2009
If
{
1 annual dog exam +
14 doses of Otoclean ear cleaning solution for an ear infection +
1 bottle of ear drops for an infected dog ear +
6 month's worth of heartworm medication +
20 pills to tranquilize a 90lb dog that resists all medicine +
1 thermometer up the ass for good measure= $319.76.
}

AND
{
A drugged Samson can still kick my ass when I try and put medicine in his ear and I need to thank my lucky stars that I have no broken bones and all my teeth still intact and need to purchase 66 more tranquilizer tablets and pay the Vet another $41.06.
}

AND
{
Emergency visit to the Vet after discovering Samson painfully limping and unable to make it up and down stairs reveals my insane dog broke his toe and needs a giant bottle of pain killers and I need to dish out another $135.49.
}

And
{
When the grand total in two days = $500

}

Then
{
Samson = one lucky mofo of a dog that has not yet been sent to the glue factory in the sky.
}

END IF

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Aw, he is one lucky dog to have such fabulous owners. Hope he gets well soon!
 

he is so sweet i could kiss his face. :( my dog is sick too. 1 vet visit, iv fluids, antibiotics, anti nausea shot, blood work, stool cultures = 450.00 I could just cry. Then this morning he is sorta on track to becoming his old self again, and it was all worth it. :) hope samson feels better soon!
Posted by Anonymous Shawna :  April 30, 2009
 

But he is so cute Karla!
Posted by Blogger Amanda :  April 30, 2009
 

Awww poor sweet heart!
 

ps. he probably needs some extra special cheese this week.
 

He is so sweet ~ and worth every penny I am sure (although you probably won't agree right at this moment ha ha !!).
Love and hugs Tab XXXX
Posted by Blogger Tabitha :  April 30, 2009
 

I`am a dog,no more Vet, Just give me beer too, I need to wash that pizza down human,,LOL
Posted by Anonymous Anonymous :  April 30, 2009
 

Anonymous,,Barc`
Posted by Anonymous Anonymous :  April 30, 2009
 

Then he can blame the toe on the beer,LOL,,Barc
Posted by Anonymous Anonymous :  April 30, 2009
 

I love the blog post as pseudocode logic :)
Posted by Anonymous marty :  May 01, 2009
 

awww poor samson
Posted by Blogger rachael :  May 02, 2009
 


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