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My husband gets his hair cut by a woman he likes to call Barbie. When I asked him why he calls this woman Barbie he said because she drives a fancy sports car and has nice blond hair.
Anyway, he gets home from having his hair cut the other day and I asked him how Barbie was doing. And Mark was all, “Oh Barbie. Barbie Barbie Barbie!” And then his eyes glazed over and proceeded to roll so far into the back of his head he could see his asshole. And I think he may have said something about her blond hair and huge tits, but I don’t remember because I was too busy mopping his drool off the floor.
Apparently, Barbie isn’t just some blond with a cute sports car that cuts my husband’s hair. No, Barbie is a gorgeous woman who wears pungent perfume and short skirts with fishnet stockings.
Barbie also wears cleavage-enhancing clothing and has mile-long legs and a tiny waist and looks exactly like a perfect bombshell version of a plastic Barbie. So I'm assuming that means her vagina must be fake, too?
And then there's me - a dishevelled wife who lives in yoga pants and ties her gray-root infested hair in a perpetual messy bun and drives a car that smells like McDonald's. Just don't forget who has the real vagina and cooks your dinner loverboy.Labels: Mark, Thinking Out Loud |
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Lol, that's hilarious Karla...well, to a point I guess, I mean as a housewife I know just what you're talking about...these men...there's always a "Barbie". Hope you're feeling at least a little better by the way, I've had a number of EEG's, ECG's (I had epilepsy as a teen), and yes they do tend to make your hair look like a rat's nest, but they are the best thing, but as for a June date, I don't know what hospital you go to, I go to Rouge Valley Centenary in Scarborough...my doctor works out of there, and they can give appointments for those fast usually!
Anyways I'll keep you in my thoughts, all the best, I'm sure it will be just a small glitch in all that you've already gone through.
I am still laughing ~ what is it with hairdressers? The salon that I go to has loads of gorgeous woman cutting hair ~ do they get an extreme make over at hair cut school ~ or am I just getting old and andcranky ha ha !!
Sounds like that neighbour of yours has good sense LOL!
Hope that things are going well with you ~ thinking of you and sending much love XXXXXXX
Hope you are keeping well Karla.
Sounds like Mark might have to start wearing one of Nate's bibs next time he goes to the hairdressers to catch the drool!
Boys are so easily pleased!
Love,
Amanda x
Is it possible that it's an old guy called Tony, and he's yanking your chain?
Barbie is a lot nicer than the nickname I make up.
ALL women who speak to my husband who are single are "Ho's". No, I'm not in therapy. :D
This is why I cut my husband's hair. AND, I cut it in that outfit you just described!! Works out beautifully for both of us, no cash exchanges hands (which is a huge bonus in this rotten economy) and the fringe benefits are awesome! :)
Mark gets his hair cut every two weeks? I guess he doesn't complain about having to that now does he? hehehe
Perhaps you should go to Barbie and get your roots done and cut your hair into a shape, ditch the reversible yoga pants and stop letting the kids eat McDonalds in the car.
Maybe he's over frazzled Mom as a look.
The Girl Revolution: Have you seen Karla? Her look is anything but "over frazzled Mom."
The Girl Revolution. I'm with She Like Purple. You need to get the whole story before bashing a mom the day before the anniversary that her daughter died.
Oh Karla. I'm so sorry for people can be so cruel. Please know that those of us who "know" you would never leave such a trollish comment.
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