I have heard rumblings that Lululemon pants have a unique ability to make you look like a walking product of airbrushed perfection. So when a new store opened up nearby this morning, I decided to check it out.
I walked into the store and a salesgirl asked, “Can I help you?” And I said, “I have birthed two babies. I want something that will make my ass look fabulous.”
She said, “I have just the thing.”
And she was right. My new Reverse Groove pants are like slipping on an orgasm, only I don’t have to bother showering first.
i have 26 pairs of lulu lemon pants. they know they get my money thats for sure. and i have a total of 4 of the reverse grooves. it takes away a fat ishy day and makes it into a happy bum day.