| Sweet as a Rotten Piece of Pie |
I had mentioned to Mark a while ago that I would like a bike so we could go bike riding together. He looked at me coyly and asked if I was “really” interested in a new mode of transportation. Totally not sensing the mischief he was about to get himself into, I innocently responded my resounding YES!
He suddenly had some urgent “errands” to run. I thought he might be going to buy me flowers or something sweet and cute as he does these sort of "diligent husband" things regularly. He returned home a short while later with the biggest smirk on his face I have ever seen.
When I asked why he was smirking so, he pulled me outside and said he had a surprise for me. The crazy man told me he searched high and low for the perfect mode of transporation for me, and he finally located it. I was so excited, but not sure where he was going with this as there certainly wasn't a bicycle in the car. Finally, the anticipation of his surprise ended when he pulled a goddamn broom out of the car.
He said went to Home Depot in search of a new mode of transportation for me. He feigned innocence and ignorance about the nature of the situation and said that is what the sales clerk at Home Depot suggested when he played up the confused husband role and asked if "they could help".
What a swell man he is. I would have preferred a Mercedes Kompressor BICYCLE, but I suppose my new broom will have to do.
Thanks darlin’
As always, you're as sweet as a rotten piece of pie!Labels: Comic Relief, Mark, Marriage |
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Oh Mark, I think youre sweeter than rotten pie.
Love McMom
Humour is good, but so are bicycles. :)
Oh that is funny. I was thinking he got you a new car.
That definitly made me giggle. I read the post to my hubby and he laughed to.
I was hoping for a motorcycle. Oh well...
Ummm, do I have permission to ride Mark about this as long as I find appropriate! What an ass!
broom is the new mode of transportation!!
*laugh out loud* oh gosh, don't you two have a great sense of humor?? i so dig this post, as it's like a short romantic comedy in words ;-)
Is ur hubby a Harry Potter buff? ... lol. One of the funniest posts I have read recently..
Very funny! Isn't it amazing some of the thing these husbands come up with? Where do they get these ideas, anyway?
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Anonymous : July 12, 2005 
